Can't post shit in FB

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Can't post shit in FB

Postby jim » Tue Feb 02, 2016 8:33 am

Why? Cause people hang out there that are extremely judgmental of me. Which makes sense, because I deserve it. Anyway... a few weeks ago I spent the week torturing some poor bastard in India that sent me some email that was NOT solicited and was clearly a resume phreaking gig.

If you all don't know these... this is where they say they saw your resume online and you are perfect for their position and email them back. And when you do, they ask for the latest resume and then sell it to local Indians trying to get jobs in America. No lie.

So I am bored and this fuck left his phone number in the email. A NJ phone number. Sure. I call it, immediately get an Indian saying to "Please to hold for the assistance." But I know the extension, so I put it in and ask for Vivek. It IS his extension. He says it is I, Vivek. So I ask for Anup and then for Prajit, and tell Vivek that those FUCKERS owe me $400 for work I did. He doesn't know what I am talking about, so I explain about how I did a bunch of website work remotely for them and they owe me my money.

Anyway, being more bored, I call about ten more times that day and then the next and finally he tries to find out where my money is! Then I got laid off from AT&T and the fun ended.

That is all.

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Re: Can't post shit in FB

Postby jim » Tue Feb 02, 2016 8:44 am

Hah! Tell everyone about the guys GE account you just fucked up on accident!
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Re: Can't post shit in FB

Postby The Ghost of Case » Fri Feb 05, 2016 12:38 pm

Dude, I find you one of the most rational and sane of my FB friends.

Unlike me. Whatta loon!
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Re: Can't post shit in FB

Postby lenawest » Sat Feb 06, 2016 8:25 pm

:elyay:

I'm never THAT creative, but I love to fuck with phone spammers. When they try to sell your 20 year dead mom life insurance, you accept then ask how fast you can send the death certificate in
I am not a spammer!


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