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Free to good, no, ANY home

Postby Janey » Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:27 pm

PITA mackerel tabby cat.

Thor's latest trick? We've got three whiskered demons so there is always a "latest trick." Anyway: Thor. He comes into the bedroom in the middle of the night and pulls books off the bookshelves. Extends a paw, deploys The Claw, hooks the spines, et voila! And he doesn't just hit shelves at floor level. Oh, no. He extends himself to his considerable length. A big cat with very loooong legs has about a 3 1/2 foot reach standing on his hind feet. So he can strike about 4-5 shelves up. Books make a much more satisfying crash falling from a height, don't you find? Every day I wake up to a floor littered with novels. It's like date night at the Hemingways'.

Who wants him? You can also look forward to 20 lbs of cat on your chest at 3am, complete with loud purrings and gusts of tuna breath. Also typical of life at the Hemingways', come to think of it.
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Re: Free to good, no, ANY home

Postby Mao Mao » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:10 am

Well, he certainly has a big purrsonality :wink:
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Re: Free to good, no, ANY home

Postby tonksrok » Sun Apr 14, 2013 8:37 am

Boy cats!!!! They can drive you nuts then just pour on the loving so you can't stay mad at them. Sounds like Thor is taking a page or two from The Meowyfesto (literally)!!!

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Re: Free to good, no, ANY home

Postby lenawest » Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:32 pm

He's just telling you he wants a shelf of his own!
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Re: Free to good, no, ANY home

Postby VonDoodlebug » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:57 pm

lenawest wrote:He's just telling you he wants a shelf of his own!



Yepz I second this, Bellazebub did this with my skelanimals until I cleared her a shelf all of her own lolz!
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